








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 29 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1488 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,111 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 423 | 20% |
| Smokes | 531 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 953 | 45% |
| Molotovs | 204 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $836,728 of utility $265 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 49 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uzbäckistan | 19 | 0.0300 |
| #2 | Wσzard | 13 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | богдан(買春) | 12 | 0.0053 |
| #4 | Zils🌸 | 9 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | Farnik | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | богдан(買春) | 339 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | Wσzard | 204 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Uzbäckistan | 137 | 0.22 | 4 min |
| #4 | Zils🌸 | 22 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #5 | Farnik | 11 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wσzard | +3.31 | 81 | 54 |
| #2 | Zils🌸 | +0.68 | 70 | 34 |
| #3 | alexeonder | -0.33 | 63 | 37 |
| #4 | богдан(買春) | -0.52 | 57 | 63 |
| #5 | Uzbäckistan | -1.47 | 42 | 53 |





