








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1260 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 295 matches | ||
| Wingman | 154 matches | ||
| Faceit | 87 matches | ||
| Esplay | 29 matches | 1,805 | |
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5383 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,481 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7099 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6036 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3903 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 5443 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,383,264 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sm3sh | 55% | 183 |
| #2 | Hanedo | 54% | 80 |
| #3 | Stöbbe | 53% | 395 |
| #4 | Banges | 53% | 259 |
| #5 | Dominosaurus 6 | 51% | 506 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Banges | 53% | 259 |
| #5 | Dominosaurus 6 | 51% | 506 |
| #6 | tOUNi | 51% | 75 |
| #7 | YEEZY KATKA <3 | 50% | 319 |
| #8 | hillottelija | 48% | 366 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hillottelija | 15 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | Dominosaurus 6 | 14 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Stöbbe | 13 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | sm3sh | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Banges | 5 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dominosaurus 6 | 878 | 0.08 | 17 min |
| #2 | Banges | 600 | 0.11 | 15 min |
| #3 | Stöbbe | 480 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| #4 | Hanedo | 439 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #5 | sm3sh | 409 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Stöbbe | +2.80 | 74 | 55 |
| #2 | Taback | +2.16 | 54 | 66 |
| #3 | tOUNi | +1.34 | 74 | 64 |
| #4 | sm3sh | +0.90 | 64 | 69 |
| #5 | Hanedo | +0.50 | 68 | 72 |





