








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 280 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 115 matches | ||
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Renown | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




137 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3304 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,377 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1452 | 61% |
| Smokes | 194 | 8% |
| HE Grenades | 283 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 448 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $147,738 of utility $17 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 463 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BZIXWenchu | 64% | 28 |
| #2 | S0rBAD | 62% | 29 |
| #3 | vallu | 53% | 30 |
| #4 | Xaero | 53% | 40 |
| #5 | Hammer World Editor | 52% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | STEVE CÜRRY | 45% | 42 |
| #14 | DOMBABWE WARRIOR | 45% | 29 |
| #15 | rj | 44% | 25 |
| #16 | JustXrexX | 38% | 39 |
| #17 | goddess of thunder | 34% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JustXrexX | 38 | 0.0592 |
| #2 | Bettonn | 34 | 0.0130 |
| #3 | AirDog46 | 34 | 0.0176 |
| #4 | Hammer World Editor | 33 | 0.0197 |
| #5 | xandrei | 26 | 0.0196 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Xaero | 219 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #2 | Puneet Ballabh | 187 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #3 | LekëTheHumble | 147 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Bettonn | 137 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | JustXrexX | 129 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S0rBAD | +6.65 | 86 | 35 |
| #2 | Hammer World Editor | +4.78 | 47 | 7 |
| #3 | BZIXWenchu | +2.82 | 82 | 28 |
| #4 | STEVE CÜRRY | +2.38 | 79 | 50 |
| #5 | vallu | +1.70 | 50 | 20 |





