








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 774 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 934 matches | ||
| Wingman | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




95 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8607 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,399 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6375 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6224 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 6595 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1205 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,478,449 of utility $208 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 128 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lebanon Blames | 60% | 93 |
| #2 | Crown | 55% | 185 |
| #3 | [PGA]marlboro | 53% | 121 |
| #4 | [PGA] Waster | 51% | 136 |
| #5 | Koko | 51% | 632 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | [PGA] Waster | 51% | 136 |
| #5 | Koko | 51% | 632 |
| #6 | 𝕊𝔼𝟞 | 49% | 256 |
| #7 | Trump=God | 47% | 88 |
| #8 | Fisulino | 45% | 105 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koko | 201 | 0.0150 |
| #2 | 𝕊𝔼𝟞 | 46 | 0.0085 |
| #3 | Trump=God | 29 | 0.0148 |
| #4 | Fisulino | 20 | 0.0088 |
| #5 | Lebanon Blames | 13 | 0.0065 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koko | 1347 | 0.10 | 36 min |
| #2 | Crown | 643 | 0.17 | 16 min |
| #3 | Trump=God | 426 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #4 | 𝕊𝔼𝟞 | 260 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #5 | [PGA] Waster | 223 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koko | +3.59 | 73 | 67 |
| #2 | Crown | +2.02 | 68 | 66 |
| #3 | Lebanon Blames | +1.77 | 64 | 37 |
| #4 | Trump=God | +0.66 | 44 | 60 |
| #5 | [PGA] Waster | +0.47 | 64 | 66 |





