








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 280 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2636 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,541 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2044 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2891 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2910 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2696 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,331,641 of utility $192 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 138 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lebanon Blames | 59% | 73 |
| #2 | Jägermeister | 53% | 121 |
| #3 | Koko | 52% | 109 |
| #4 | [PGA] Waster | 48% | 201 |
| #5 | Fisulino | 47% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Koko | 52% | 109 |
| #4 | [PGA] Waster | 48% | 201 |
| #5 | Fisulino | 47% | 19 |
| #6 | 𝕊𝔼𝟞 | 46% | 149 |
| #7 | Crown | 46% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koko | 36 | 0.0154 |
| #2 | 𝕊𝔼𝟞 | 26 | 0.0082 |
| #3 | [PGA] Waster | 17 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | Jägermeister | 17 | 0.0064 |
| #5 | Lebanon Blames | 12 | 0.0080 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crown | 425 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #2 | [PGA] Waster | 293 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| #3 | Koko | 241 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #4 | Jägermeister | 169 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | 𝕊𝔼𝟞 | 131 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Koko | +3.47 | 72 | 68 |
| #2 | Crown | +1.78 | 64 | 65 |
| #3 | Lebanon Blames | +1.43 | 64 | 27 |
| #4 | [PGA] Waster | +0.19 | 66 | 65 |
| #5 | [PGA]marlboro | -0.78 | 46 | 64 |





