








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 207 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Premier | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1072 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,583 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 572 | 22% |
| Smokes | 528 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 879 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 604 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $365,853 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 35 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1mple | 100% | 6 |
| #2 | m0on1eft | 100% | 8 |
| #3 | A2 | 86% | 7 |
| #4 | ruexia | 82% | 78 |
| #5 | iNEaRThSツ | 81% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | INZY | 80% | 44 |
| #7 | EternaLDaydreamer | 71% | 7 |
| #8 | SnowlyFeast | 71% | 73 |
| #9 | Troller | 70% | 57 |
| #10 | Raizzz | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruexia | 7 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | iNEaRThSツ | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Troller | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | INZY | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | SnowlyFeast | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruexia | 305 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #2 | SnowlyFeast | 256 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | iNEaRThSツ | 177 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | INZY | 141 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | Troller | 88 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | A2 | +3.78 | 89 | 56 |
| #2 | ruexia | +3.47 | 84 | 69 |
| #3 | INZY | +3.18 | 88 | 66 |
| #4 | m0on1eft | +2.88 | 82 | 50 |
| #5 | iNEaRThSツ | +1.96 | 60 | 72 |





