








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 77 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2729 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,492 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3679 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3539 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1782 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 2492 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $692,980 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 184 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruexia | 81% | 216 |
| #2 | iNEaRThSツ | 80% | 162 |
| #3 | Troller | 78% | 209 |
| #4 | INZY | 76% | 51 |
| #5 | MASK | 74% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Troller | 28 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | ruexia | 20 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | iNEaRThSツ | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | INZY | 6 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | Raizzz | 4 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruexia | 671 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #2 | iNEaRThSツ | 371 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #3 | Troller | 334 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | INZY | 165 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #5 | Reillia | 117 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruexia | +3.14 | 85 | 66 |
| #2 | INZY | +2.87 | 87 | 67 |
| #3 | MASK | +2.77 | 77 | 75 |
| #4 | A2 | +2.46 | 83 | 64 |
| #5 | SnowlyFeast | +2.02 | 68 | 77 |





