








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 998 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 118 matches | ||
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 40 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




41 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7802 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,447 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6143 | 26% |
| Smokes | 7560 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3658 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 6086 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,923,456 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 100 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Handumari | 95% | 38 |
| #2 | obi | 92% | 50 |
| #3 | 베이팅의거인 | 90% | 99 |
| #4 | 기행종거인 | 88% | 40 |
| #5 | m0on1eft | 86% | 208 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Troller | 25 | 0.0073 |
| #2 | iNEaRThSツ | 21 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | m0on1eft | 17 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | SnowlyFeast | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | 베이팅의거인 | 5 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | m0on1eft | +3.98 | 85 | 57 |
| #2 | rotenburo | +3.78 | 83 | 62 |
| #3 | ruexia | +3.74 | 86 | 69 |
| #4 | obi | +3.40 | 89 | 78 |
| #5 | INZY | +3.38 | 91 | 65 |





