








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 348 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2093 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,650 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1549 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1590 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 972 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 1539 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $765,222 of utility $179 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 103 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | ruexia | 70% | 47 |
| #3 | 뭐? 샛별 한명을 조심하라고? | 65% | 26 |
| #4 | INZY | 63% | 27 |
| #5 | SnowlyFeast | 63% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | A2 | 58% | 12 |
| #9 | | 57% | 14 |
| #10 | DALBIT | 54% | 13 |
| #11 | Reillia | 42% | 12 |
| #12 | archype | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 뭐? 샛별 한명을 조심하라고? | 21 | 0.0441 |
| #2 | archype | 9 | 0.0349 |
| #3 | ruexia | 8 | 0.0091 |
| #4 | Troller | 7 | 0.0071 |
| #5 | iNEaRThSツ | 7 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SnowlyFeast | 235 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #2 | ruexia | 135 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #3 | iNEaRThSツ | 133 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #4 | INZY | 106 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | Troller | 97 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | R | +5.46 | 84 | 69 |
| #2 | A2 | +3.65 | 82 | 59 |
| #3 | ruexia | +3.59 | 84 | 72 |
| #4 | | +2.90 | 82 | 47 |
| #5 | 뭐? 샛별 한명을 조심하라고? | +1.83 | 76 | 29 |





