








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1526 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 574 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7740 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 42,388 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 16178 | 38% |
| Smokes | 7912 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 9685 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 8613 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,883,970 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1745 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JereZ | 58% | 254 |
| #2 | ᵉᵗᵗᵃ | 55% | 136 |
| #3 | Ketsa | 54% | 105 |
| #4 | sandexd | 54% | 184 |
| #5 | Pahv1 | 53% | 218 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Seina | 52% | 437 |
| #8 | Tono | 52% | 62 |
| #9 | puffeli | 51% | 134 |
| #10 | Aapo | 50% | 173 |
| #11 | Nugetti | 47% | 296 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pahv1 | 19 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | JereZ | 17 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | Allu | 13 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | sandexd | 12 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Nugetti | 9 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seina | 1424 | 0.16 | 40 min |
| #2 | Allu | 773 | 0.12 | 24 min |
| #3 | Aapo | 666 | 0.19 | 15 min |
| #4 | Pahv1 | 562 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #5 | JereZ | 373 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JereZ | +2.71 | 88 | 58 |
| #2 | B1nQ | +1.35 | 72 | 83 |
| #3 | Ketsa | +1.02 | 69 | 57 |
| #4 | sandexd | +0.83 | 61 | 62 |
| #5 | Nugetti | +0.01 | 61 | 62 |





