








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 302 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 507 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4786 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,085 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4136 | 22% |
| Smokes | 4914 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 5492 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 4543 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,843,527 of utility $138 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 126 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edi | 59% | 63 |
| #2 | B1nQ | 52% | 310 |
| #3 | Ketsa | 51% | 49 |
| #4 | Seina | 51% | 398 |
| #5 | sandexd | 50% | 131 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | puffeli | 47% | 59 |
| #8 | Aapo | 46% | 145 |
| #9 | ᵉᵗᵗᵃ | 45% | 200 |
| #10 | Pahv1 | 44% | 117 |
| #11 | Nugetti | 44% | 232 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nugetti | 13 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | sandexd | 10 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | B1nQ | 8 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | ᵉᵗᵗᵃ | 8 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Aapo | 6 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B1nQ | 1827 | 0.29 | 56 min |
| #2 | Seina | 1340 | 0.16 | 38 min |
| #3 | Aapo | 542 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| #4 | ᵉᵗᵗᵃ | 425 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #5 | Pahv1 | 354 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JereZ | +2.73 | 86 | 60 |
| #2 | Edi | +1.35 | 75 | 66 |
| #3 | B1nQ | +1.26 | 72 | 85 |
| #4 | Ketsa | +0.94 | 74 | 59 |
| #5 | sandexd | +0.25 | 58 | 63 |





