








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 818 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 594 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7593 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,597 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6318 | 21% |
| Smokes | 7049 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 9015 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 7215 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,789,843 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 309 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Edi | 57% | 77 |
| #2 | sandexd | 53% | 150 |
| #3 | JereZ | 52% | 251 |
| #4 | B1nQ | 52% | 437 |
| #5 | Allu | 51% | 398 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Aapo | 48% | 181 |
| #8 | Ketsa | 48% | 92 |
| #9 | puffeli | 48% | 67 |
| #10 | ᵉᵗᵗᵃ | 47% | 186 |
| #11 | Nugetti | 47% | 246 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B1nQ | 20 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Allu | 19 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | JereZ | 14 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | Pahv1 | 14 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | ᵉᵗᵗᵃ | 10 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | B1nQ | 2561 | 0.29 | 76 min |
| #2 | Allu | 1163 | 0.14 | 37 min |
| #3 | Aapo | 689 | 0.19 | 17 min |
| #4 | Pahv1 | 564 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #5 | JereZ | 457 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JereZ | +2.44 | 88 | 61 |
| #2 | Ketsa | +1.28 | 73 | 59 |
| #3 | sandexd | +1.23 | 60 | 61 |
| #4 | B1nQ | +1.22 | 72 | 84 |
| #5 | Edi | +1.12 | 77 | 66 |





