








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 9 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 158 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1435 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,595 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2255 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2556 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1536 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2248 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $204,640 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 76 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arctic | 67% | 55 |
| #2 | yup | 65% | 43 |
| #3 | Shoodyman | 61% | 112 |
| #4 | LiquidRenner | 57% | 51 |
| #5 | piK | 56% | 148 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | LiquidRenner | 57% | 51 |
| #5 | piK | 56% | 148 |
| #6 | ✪Sword | 50% | 12 |
| #7 | Charles Lecroc | 43% | 28 |
| #8 | sLi | 42% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Arctic | 2 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | ✪Sword | 2 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | piK | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #4 | Shoodyman | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | LiquidRenner | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | piK | 546 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #2 | Shoodyman | 424 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #3 | LiquidRenner | 212 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #4 | yup | 212 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #5 | Arctic | 186 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | yup | +3.21 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | Shoodyman | +1.97 | 83 | 68 |
| #3 | piK | +0.53 | 80 | 64 |
| #4 | LiquidRenner | +0.25 | 84 | 54 |
| #5 | Arctic | +0.02 | 68 | 57 |





