








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 64 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Faceit | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4494 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,391 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4039 | 30% |
| Smokes | 3799 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2347 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3206 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $579,648 of utility $77 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 217 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FolMing | 79% | 43 |
| #2 | mayhem | 68% | 22 |
| #3 | Tills | 64% | 25 |
| #4 | aero | 63% | 128 |
| #5 | Abstract -X- | 58% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | yyyyyyyyyyyyyy | 56% | 25 |
| #7 | axeera | 56% | 52 |
| #8 | I just made a lil 40 Im geeked | 55% | 33 |
| #9 | ✪ yungmez | 53% | 19 |
| #10 | wyan | 50% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | axeera | 13 | 0.0111 |
| #2 | Tills | 7 | 0.0143 |
| #3 | aero | 6 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | FolMing | 6 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | wyan | 4 | 0.0079 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aero | 506 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #2 | wyan | 122 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #3 | Abstract -X- | 119 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | axeera | 117 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | yyyyyyyyyyyyyy | 91 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FolMing | +3.73 | 90 | 56 |
| #2 | mayhem | +2.07 | 77 | 61 |
| #3 | ❟❛❟Ayli ❟❛❟ | +2.03 | 90 | 62 |
| #4 | wyan | +1.54 | 83 | 71 |
| #5 | Abstract -X- | +1.33 | 79 | 61 |





