








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 276 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 260 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2099 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,758 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1517 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3753 | 48% |
| HE Grenades | 572 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 1916 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,204,249 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1453 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | TooSpicyBro | 52% | 67 |
| #5 | Remi | 49% | 324 |
| #6 | artist | 48% | 52 |
| #7 | shampowo | 47% | 125 |
| #8 | skrundle | 47% | 58 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Remi | 835 | 0.13 | 17 min |
| #2 | Blep | 739 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #3 | shampowo | 525 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #4 | NISO | 286 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #5 | TooSpicyBro | 174 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Blep | +5.32 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | shampowo | +2.61 | 65 | 41 |
| #3 | TooSpicyBro | +2.45 | 72 | 64 |
| #4 | Remi | +1.37 | 76 | 44 |
| #5 | artist | +0.85 | 62 | 63 |





