








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1151 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 504 matches | ||
| Faceit | 182 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Renown | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10297 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,039 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5745 | 30% |
| Smokes | 5463 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 3053 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4778 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,854,716 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 463 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sellu | 64% | 44 |
| #2 | Nipa | 56% | 373 |
| #3 | arsk4b | 51% | 181 |
| #4 | manse | 51% | 515 |
| #5 | Leewhy | 50% | 251 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | arsk4b | 51% | 181 |
| #4 | manse | 51% | 515 |
| #5 | Leewhy | 50% | 251 |
| #6 | giggleshitter | 49% | 215 |
| #7 | kokis | 49% | 120 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nipa | 14 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | manse | 13 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Leewhy | 11 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | giggleshitter | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | kokis | 6 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nipa | 1317 | 0.17 | 28 min |
| #2 | manse | 868 | 0.08 | 19 min |
| #3 | giggleshitter | 569 | 0.12 | 14 min |
| #4 | Leewhy | 459 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #5 | arsk4b | 178 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ruupe | +2.39 | 88 | 50 |
| #2 | manse | +0.76 | 81 | 61 |
| #3 | Nipa | +0.12 | 84 | 61 |
| #4 | arsk4b | -0.92 | 68 | 34 |
| #5 | kokis | -1.13 | 79 | 45 |





