








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1503 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 540 matches | ||
| Faceit | 100 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 75 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8908 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,781 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11434 | 36% |
| Smokes | 7769 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 5926 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 6652 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,410,801 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2385 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Capwithbeard. | 56% | 320 |
| #4 | ayeKaramba | 53% | 98 |
| #5 | Pepper Peerd ♞ | 51% | 138 |
| #6 | Nazarius | 51% | 243 |
| #7 | squeeze | 51% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nazarius | 997 | 0.20 | 23 min |
| #2 | Capwithbeard. | 943 | 0.14 | 25 min |
| #3 | BaCo | 554 | 0.23 | 14 min |
| #4 | Pepper Peerd ♞ | 336 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #5 | squeeze | 162 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BaCo | +1.86 | 74 | 71 |
| #2 | Shady | +1.22 | 73 | 70 |
| #3 | ayeKaramba | -0.03 | 74 | 71 |
| #4 | Capwithbeard. | -0.21 | 67 | 67 |
| #5 | squeeze | -0.27 | 81 | 70 |





