








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 54 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
416 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 899 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 182 | 20% |
| Smokes | 343 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 267 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 107 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $474,498 of utility $262 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | neilerua_666 | 38% | 16 |
| #4 | ☢ WaTiGames ⭕⃤ | 34% | 77 |
| #5 | Spécu | 33% | 12 |
| #6 | PaulPrime® | 31% | 54 |
| #7 | L2Pipige® | 29% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PaulPrime® | 4 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | ☢ WaTiGames ⭕⃤ | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | L2Pipige® | 2 | 0.0040 |
| #4 | band1t | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | neilerua_666 | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | band1t | 157 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #2 | ☢ WaTiGames ⭕⃤ | 149 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | PaulPrime® | 89 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | Spécu | 22 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | L2Pipige® | 9 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | band1t | +2.47 | 75 | 66 |
| #2 | ☢ WaTiGames ⭕⃤ | +1.96 | 73 | 50 |
| #3 | PaulPrime® | +1.43 | 65 | 54 |
| #4 | Spécu | -1.08 | 57 | 53 |
| #5 | L2Pipige® | -3.47 | 48 | 37 |





