








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 22 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2201 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,561 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1209 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1631 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1467 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 254 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $462,519 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spécu | 66% | 53 |
| #2 | L2Pipige® | 54% | 93 |
| #3 | neilerua_666 | 52% | 73 |
| #4 | PaulPrime® | 50% | 139 |
| #5 | band1t | 47% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | L2Pipige® | 54% | 93 |
| #3 | neilerua_666 | 52% | 73 |
| #4 | PaulPrime® | 50% | 139 |
| #5 | band1t | 47% | 94 |
| #6 | LeBolideAllemand | 34% | 77 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PaulPrime® | 7 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | L2Pipige® | 7 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | neilerua_666 | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | band1t | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | LeBolideAllemand | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | band1t | 273 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #2 | PaulPrime® | 182 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Spécu | 103 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #4 | LeBolideAllemand | 55 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | neilerua_666 | 42 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | band1t | +2.80 | 81 | 66 |
| #2 | PaulPrime® | +1.72 | 67 | 52 |
| #3 | ☢ WaTiGames ⭕⃤ | +1.64 | 73 | 51 |
| #4 | Spécu | +0.24 | 57 | 55 |
| #5 | L2Pipige® | -2.61 | 45 | 42 |





