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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 992 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 586 matches | ||
| Wingman | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4144 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,855 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1607 | 14% |
| Smokes | 4080 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2683 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 3485 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,158,920 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 600 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Spécu | 62% | 42 |
| #2 | PaulPrime® | 57% | 63 |
| #3 | L2Pipige® | 56% | 61 |
| #4 | ☢ WaTiGames ⭕⃤ | 52% | 73 |
| #5 | Akuma | 52% | 93 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Akuma | 6 | 0.0031 |
| #2 | ✪ alveriefr | 5 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | L2Pipige® | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | ☢ WaTiGames ⭕⃤ | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Hindrik | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hindrik | +6.46 | 83 | 63 |
| #2 | ☢ WaTiGames ⭕⃤ | +2.85 | 76 | 56 |
| #3 | PaulPrime® | +1.82 | 69 | 51 |
| #4 | Spécu | +1.21 | 57 | 57 |
| #5 | ✪ alveriefr | +0.97 | 82 | 42 |





