








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 12 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
574 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,103 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 532 | 25% |
| Smokes | 613 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 426 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 532 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $161,505 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L2Pipige® | 71% | 35 |
| #2 | PaulPrime® | 67% | 51 |
| #3 | ☢ WaTiGames ⭕⃤ | 66% | 53 |
| #4 | neilerua_666 | 62% | 42 |
| #5 | band1t | 50% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | PaulPrime® | 67% | 51 |
| #3 | ☢ WaTiGames ⭕⃤ | 66% | 53 |
| #4 | neilerua_666 | 62% | 42 |
| #5 | band1t | 50% | 20 |
| #6 | LeBolideAllemand | 33% | 12 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | neilerua_666 | 5 | 0.0057 |
| #2 | ☢ WaTiGames ⭕⃤ | 4 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | L2Pipige® | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #4 | PaulPrime® | 2 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☢ WaTiGames ⭕⃤ | 101 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | band1t | 67 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | PaulPrime® | 48 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | neilerua_666 | 29 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | L2Pipige® | 11 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PaulPrime® | +4.06 | 70 | 52 |
| #2 | band1t | +2.14 | 82 | 67 |
| #3 | ☢ WaTiGames ⭕⃤ | +0.61 | 75 | 48 |
| #4 | Spécu | +0.55 | 54 | 56 |
| #5 | L2Pipige® | -1.55 | 50 | 42 |





