








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 367 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 63 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3501 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,209 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3406 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2877 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2193 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2733 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $505,820 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1019 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Esskeetit | 76% | 17 |
| #2 | Ravenzs | 68% | 25 |
| #3 | drew | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | Gibby_ATL | 63% | 19 |
| #5 | Trick | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Ravenzs | 68% | 25 |
| #3 | drew | 64% | 14 |
| #4 | Gibby_ATL | 63% | 19 |
| #5 | Trick | 53% | 19 |
| #6 | jsp | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Esskeetit | 9 | 0.0259 |
| #2 | jsp | 3 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Ravenzs | 2 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drew | 113 | 0.35 | 3 min |
| #2 | Ravenzs | 99 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #3 | Gibby_ATL | 93 | 0.23 | 2 min |
| #4 | jsp | 62 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Trick | 44 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Enzo | +3.85 | 74 | 67 |
| #2 | drew | +1.85 | 79 | 72 |
| #3 | Ravenzs | +1.53 | 83 | 61 |
| #4 | jsp | +0.79 | 94 | 67 |
| #5 | Gibby_ATL | +0.06 | 80 | 55 |





