








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 161 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 70 matches | ||
| Premier | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2024 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,695 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1651 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1227 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 822 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 995 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $390,621 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 218 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Sen | 48% | 21 |
| #8 | Goodbye | 45% | 11 |
| #9 | jsp | 44% | 9 |
| #10 | zee | 44% | 63 |
| #11 | dirtydan__ | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zee | 200 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | Ravenzs | 119 | 0.24 | 3 min |
| #3 | Enzo | 115 | 0.28 | 2 min |
| #4 | PandaK1ng | 89 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Sen | 71 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ravenzs | +1.20 | 77 | 64 |
| #2 | Gibby_ATL | +1.09 | 82 | 63 |
| #3 | jsp | +0.95 | 98 | 70 |
| #4 | Sen | +0.90 | 82 | 49 |
| #5 | zee | +0.62 | 89 | 57 |





