








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 276 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2339 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,786 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3021 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2870 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2366 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2529 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $739,674 of utility $103 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | father badass | 45% | 22 |
| #6 | blindusa | 44% | 111 |
| #7 | lasaron | 43% | 49 |
| #8 | hysfeskar | 42% | 137 |
| #9 | Blåingen ✪ | 26% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haugen | 567 | 0.20 | 18 min |
| #2 | hysfeskar | 400 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #3 | sMYGAREN | 305 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #4 | lasaron | 126 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | blindusa | 117 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blindusa | +2.12 | 83 | 76 |
| #2 | haugen | +1.31 | 77 | 79 |
| #3 | sMYGAREN | +0.57 | 64 | 76 |
| #4 | hysfeskar | +0.15 | 57 | 72 |
| #5 | lasaron | -0.15 | 75 | 62 |





