








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 85 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1401 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,182 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1966 | 32% |
| Smokes | 1632 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1237 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 1347 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $172,012 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 36 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fawkesie | 100% | 13 |
| #2 | Giorno Giovanna | 89% | 37 |
| #3 | arsenick | 89% | 9 |
| #4 | xKacpersky | 82% | 38 |
| #5 | HeavyGod | 81% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | differNz | 75% | 12 |
| #7 | MisteM | 70% | 10 |
| #8 | ramziiN | 69% | 13 |
| #9 | MOREE | 60% | 15 |
| #10 | pauliiee | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xKacpersky | 9 | 0.0125 |
| #2 | HeavyGod | 9 | 0.0129 |
| #3 | Giorno Giovanna | 5 | 0.0073 |
| #4 | Fawkesie | 4 | 0.0166 |
| #5 | ramziiN | 1 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HeavyGod | 216 | 0.31 | 6 min |
| #2 | Giorno Giovanna | 169 | 0.25 | 4 min |
| #3 | xKacpersky | 83 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | MisteM | 76 | 0.31 | 2 min |
| #5 | MOREE | 71 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HeavyGod | +8.29 | 87 | 69 |
| #2 | MisteM | +6.40 | 87 | 77 |
| #3 | arsenick | +6.28 | 83 | 67 |
| #4 | xKacpersky | +5.53 | 83 | 59 |
| #5 | Giorno Giovanna | +3.32 | 76 | 64 |





