








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 301 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 98 matches | ||
| Premier | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3837 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,091 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1265 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2241 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2186 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2399 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $707,408 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 168 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Giorno Giovanna | 94% | 18 |
| #2 | autograph | 87% | 15 |
| #3 | Nertz | 86% | 14 |
| #4 | Borbi | 86% | 14 |
| #5 | HeavyGod | 83% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HeavyGod | 7 | 0.0091 |
| #2 | spray | 7 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | autograph | 4 | 0.0129 |
| #4 | Borbi | 3 | 0.0120 |
| #5 | Giorno Giovanna | 2 | 0.0061 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | spray | 226 | 0.31 | 5 min |
| #2 | HeavyGod | 211 | 0.27 | 6 min |
| #3 | ghost | 146 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #4 | sjuush | 109 | 0.29 | 3 min |
| #5 | aimy | 94 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HeavyGod | +5.18 | 87 | 70 |
| #2 | sjuush | +4.18 | 93 | 73 |
| #3 | xKacpersky | +3.60 | 89 | 62 |
| #4 | Giorno Giovanna | +3.03 | 68 | 59 |
| #5 | Meliodas | +2.78 | 89 | 61 |





