








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 479 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2286 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,718 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2969 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2550 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2135 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2064 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $443,735 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 368 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kraytos | 60% | 20 |
| #2 | yahir | 56% | 34 |
| #3 | . | 55% | 47 |
| #4 | Awati | 54% | 46 |
| #5 | gt | 54% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gt | 12 | 0.0110 |
| #2 | pear * | 6 | 0.0053 |
| #3 | yahir | 3 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | . | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | Awati | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pear * | 330 | 0.29 | 10 min |
| #2 | . | 150 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | gt | 103 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | kraytos | 88 | 0.21 | 2 min |
| #5 | Awati | 66 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kraytos | +2.34 | 71 | 67 |
| #2 | gt | +1.94 | 84 | 43 |
| #3 | fluff | +1.66 | 81 | 69 |
| #4 | pear * | +1.47 | 80 | 71 |
| #5 | . | +0.98 | 75 | 67 |





