








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1673 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 454 matches | ||
| Faceit | 150 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 72 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14641 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 32,365 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10970 | 34% |
| Smokes | 8237 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5630 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 7528 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,681,863 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 834 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | efci | 62% | 79 |
| #2 | DTW | 58% | 60 |
| #3 | kraytos | 56% | 93 |
| #4 | pear * | 54% | 444 |
| #5 | mysterial | 52% | 67 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | mysterial | 52% | 67 |
| #6 | 999 | 52% | 153 |
| #7 | boyslayer666 | 50% | 145 |
| #8 | kayla | 49% | 76 |
| #9 | Petrol | 48% | 213 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pear * | 69 | 0.0074 |
| #2 | 999 | 27 | 0.0092 |
| #3 | Petrol | 26 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | boyslayer666 | 13 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | kraytos | 6 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pear * | 2519 | 0.27 | 64 min |
| #2 | Petrol | 758 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #3 | 999 | 658 | 0.22 | 13 min |
| #4 | boyslayer666 | 471 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #5 | kraytos | 459 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | . | +1.68 | 75 | 66 |
| #2 | kraytos | +1.44 | 68 | 61 |
| #3 | pear * | +1.38 | 81 | 68 |
| #4 | kayla | +1.21 | 76 | 49 |
| #5 | DTW | +1.20 | 81 | 62 |





