








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 179 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 204 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2618 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,005 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 143 | 3% |
| Smokes | 1432 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1824 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 1606 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,173,449 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jesus Trump | 49% | 223 |
| #2 | Pepper | 48% | 167 |
| #3 | Flashrex | 46% | 176 |
| #4 | Ber0 | 45% | 77 |
| #5 | GaiusTotalus | 43% | 181 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ber0 | 312 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #2 | Jesus Trump | 273 | 0.06 | 8 min |
| #3 | Flashrex | 202 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #4 | GaiusTotalus | 144 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #5 | Pepper | 113 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pepper | +2.37 | 67 | 45 |
| #2 | Flashrex | +0.32 | 60 | 56 |
| #3 | Ber0 | +0.31 | 48 | 69 |
| #4 | Jesus Trump | +0.14 | 61 | 55 |
| #5 | CelusTotalus | -0.28 | 68 | 35 |





