








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 676 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 103 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4620 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,943 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2237 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2279 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2673 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2754 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,865,014 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 488 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nox (Tax The Poor) | 72% | 46 |
| #2 | Acid | 64% | 77 |
| #3 | Senadin | 60% | 177 |
| #4 | Blitzkillermops | 60% | 130 |
| #5 | Majo | 55% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Senadin | 436 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #2 | Acid | 264 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #3 | Nox (Tax The Poor) | 179 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | Majo | 178 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | Blitzkillermops | 24 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Majo | +2.11 | 69 | 67 |
| #2 | Harry Spotter | +1.79 | 78 | 48 |
| #3 | Acid | +1.66 | 65 | 70 |
| #4 | Nox (Tax The Poor) | +1.33 | 47 | 67 |
| #5 | Senadin | +0.86 | 58 | 62 |





