








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 455 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 360 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 112 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4788 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,941 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3922 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4664 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 4295 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3060 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,347,715 of utility $142 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1292 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nox (Tax The Poor) | 69% | 36 |
| #2 | Harry Spotter | 64% | 77 |
| #3 | Senadin | 61% | 122 |
| #4 | Blitzkillermops | 59% | 154 |
| #5 | Jon Snow | 54% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Senadin | 309 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | domi_2901 | 240 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | AffenSalat | 223 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | Harry Spotter | 198 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | Nox (Tax The Poor) | 143 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Acid | +1.84 | 68 | 64 |
| #2 | Nox (Tax The Poor) | +1.61 | 47 | 68 |
| #3 | Blitzkillermops | -0.08 | 72 | 40 |
| #4 | Jon Snow | -0.13 | 20 | 56 |
| #5 | Senadin | -0.21 | 58 | 65 |





