








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2830 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 730 matches | ||
| Faceit | 445 matches | ||
| Wingman | 172 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
18620 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 59,497 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 20155 | 34% |
| Smokes | 13680 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 13884 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 11778 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $5,077,000 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1571 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *Larry 'B1rd | 67% | 87 |
| #2 | Wasabi | 60% | 115 |
| #3 | Lazy | 60% | 240 |
| #4 | Stoonix | 54% | 117 |
| #5 | gel!tten | 52% | 450 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gel!tten | 24 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Lazy | 10 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | ϟ rAiny | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | DeltΔ | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | Wasabi | 9 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wasabi | +2.41 | 71 | 69 |
| #2 | ϟ rAiny | +2.07 | 62 | 71 |
| #3 | Majo | +1.82 | 64 | 67 |
| #4 | Lazy | +1.18 | 50 | 68 |
| #5 | feNei | +0.71 | 69 | 75 |





