








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 241 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3107 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,994 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2426 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1867 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1550 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2151 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,093,915 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 203 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Headshot Machine | 63% | 30 |
| #2 | KESSU | 62% | 45 |
| #3 | mela vaa :D | 57% | 42 |
| #4 | Wilkerr | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | DnZ | 53% | 165 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | Wilkerr | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | DnZ | 53% | 165 |
| #6 | Pulius | 51% | 69 |
| #7 | Joelo | 51% | 198 |
| #8 | rmk | 48% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joelo | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #2 | Pulius | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Headshot Machine | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Joelo | 1578 | 0.35 | 42 min |
| #2 | DnZ | 511 | 0.14 | 13 min |
| #3 | mela vaa :D | 184 | 0.19 | 4 min |
| #4 | rmk | 59 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Pulius | 48 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KESSU | +2.61 | 81 | 50 |
| #2 | DnZ | +2.19 | 71 | 67 |
| #3 | Headshot Machine | +0.11 | 40 | 49 |
| #4 | Joelo | +0.08 | 58 | 73 |
| #5 | J Lite | -0.50 | 67 | 56 |





