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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 791 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 323 matches | ||
| Faceit | 224 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 61 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




66 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5638 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,288 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6282 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4714 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 5653 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5639 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,154,377 of utility $91 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2035 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MythicKyle | 67% | 30 |
| #2 | SamWise | 56% | 36 |
| #3 | Fatal. | 54% | 150 |
| #4 | SamBox. | 50% | 153 |
| #5 | FaZe_Prodigy | 49% | 168 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | SamBox. | 50% | 153 |
| #5 | FaZe_Prodigy | 49% | 168 |
| #6 | cymatic | 48% | 120 |
| #7 | PotatoSamurai ジャガイモ侍 | 46% | 87 |
| #8 | ' Deadlyyy. | 45% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FaZe_Prodigy | 13 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | ' Deadlyyy. | 13 | 0.0088 |
| #3 | cymatic | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | SamWise | 5 | 0.0066 |
| #5 | SamBox. | 4 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SamBox. | 826 | 0.25 | 23 min |
| #2 | FaZe_Prodigy | 600 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #3 | cymatic | 443 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #4 | Fatal. | 442 | 0.13 | 12 min |
| #5 | PotatoSamurai ジャガイモ侍 | 195 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MythicKyle | +4.46 | 90 | 67 |
| #2 | SamBox. | +2.63 | 81 | 69 |
| #3 | FaZe_Prodigy | +1.35 | 75 | 67 |
| #4 | SamWise | +0.30 | 76 | 54 |
| #5 | magzy | +0.17 | 71 | 59 |





