








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1420 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 970 matches | ||
| Premier | 139 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 151 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
16600 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 58,735 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 18551 | 32% |
| Smokes | 14249 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 12971 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 12964 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,265,023 of utility $50 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2226 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MythicKyle | 73% | 63 |
| #2 | FaZe_Prodigy | 51% | 237 |
| #3 | Fatal. | 51% | 182 |
| #4 | magzy | 50% | 153 |
| #5 | KaonDonk | 47% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Fatal. | 51% | 182 |
| #4 | magzy | 50% | 153 |
| #5 | KaonDonk | 47% | 72 |
| #6 | TheSkitsOne | 45% | 101 |
| #7 | cymatic | 39% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | magzy | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #2 | TheSkitsOne | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | FaZe_Prodigy | 1 | 0.0002 |
| #4 | cymatic | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | KaonDonk | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FaZe_Prodigy | 829 | 0.16 | 25 min |
| #2 | Fatal. | 554 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #3 | magzy | 483 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #4 | MythicKyle | 379 | 0.28 | 12 min |
| #5 | cymatic | 260 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MythicKyle | +1.76 | 88 | 71 |
| #2 | SamBox. | +1.64 | 79 | 71 |
| #3 | FaZe_Prodigy | -0.31 | 71 | 66 |
| #4 | KaonDonk | -0.73 | 68 | 57 |
| #5 | TheSkitsOne | -1.10 | 54 | 40 |





