








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 30 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
620 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 334 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 29 | 9% |
| Smokes | 132 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 101 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 72 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $52,617 of utility $17 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smells like rain | 80% | 15 |
| #2 | Probably got bit by a .G.O.A.T. | 60% | 25 |
| #3 | GeraldoNFT.eth - BAYC #5836 | 49% | 87 |
| #4 | XXRumple4Skin | 48% | 54 |
| #5 | Xaphan | 48% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | XXRumple4Skin | 48% | 54 |
| #5 | Xaphan | 48% | 25 |
| #6 | VIGORS | 33% | 15 |
| #7 | JBoogieWoogie | 30% | 40 |
| #8 | RoachClip 中空 | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeraldoNFT.eth - BAYC #5836 | 21 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | JBoogieWoogie | 13 | 0.0178 |
| #3 | Xaphan | 3 | 0.0063 |
| #4 | smells like rain | 3 | 0.0102 |
| #5 | XXRumple4Skin | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GeraldoNFT.eth - BAYC #5836 | 68 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #2 | JBoogieWoogie | 45 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #3 | Probably got bit by a .G.O.A.T. | 38 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| #4 | XXRumple4Skin | 35 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #5 | Xaphan | 15 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smells like rain | +7.37 | 48 | 32 |
| #2 | GeraldoNFT.eth - BAYC #5836 | +5.52 | 68 | 36 |
| #3 | RoachClip 中空 | +1.37 | 47 | 33 |
| #4 | Xaphan | +1.17 | 56 | 31 |
| #5 | Probably got bit by a .G.O.A.T. | +0.92 | 39 | 33 |





