








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 126 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 117 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 48 matches | ||
| Premier | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 31 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




31 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3351 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,975 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3860 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2684 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3810 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3621 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $836,555 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 387 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dehy | 70% | 76 |
| #2 | gunther | 67% | 48 |
| #3 | TaktikTitan | 64% | 45 |
| #4 | kju | 61% | 217 |
| #5 | Rsgg | 59% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ✪ Nasty | 59% | 80 |
| #7 | freqz | 59% | 82 |
| #8 | Mr.Anderson | 58% | 88 |
| #9 | Felix_- | 54% | 112 |
| #10 | Bashtowski ☭ | 53% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kju | 39 | 0.0093 |
| #2 | TaktikTitan | 22 | 0.0277 |
| #3 | Felix_- | 12 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | freqz | 12 | 0.0076 |
| #5 | Rsgg | 11 | 0.0211 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kju | 924 | 0.22 | 24 min |
| #2 | Felix_- | 344 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #3 | freqz | 273 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #4 | ✪ Nasty | 230 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Mr.Anderson | 177 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kju | +3.43 | 82 | 69 |
| #2 | dehy | +3.12 | 89 | 45 |
| #3 | TaktikTitan | +2.62 | 75 | 55 |
| #4 | Rsgg | +1.88 | 79 | 48 |
| #5 | Felix_- | +1.39 | 75 | 59 |





