








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 95 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2515 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,752 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2305 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2203 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1431 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1813 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $760,919 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dehy | 73% | 66 |
| #2 | TaktikTitan | 67% | 15 |
| #3 | ✪ Nasty | 64% | 58 |
| #4 | freqz | 63% | 132 |
| #5 | kju | 63% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | gunther | 59% | 41 |
| #7 | ✪ Boepf | 57% | 23 |
| #8 | Mr.Anderson | 56% | 98 |
| #9 | Morre | 54% | 112 |
| #10 | Bashtowski ☭ | 54% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kju | 20 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | freqz | 17 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | Morre | 9 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | Mr.Anderson | 9 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | TaktikTitan | 5 | 0.0168 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kju | 819 | 0.27 | 22 min |
| #2 | freqz | 454 | 0.17 | 11 min |
| #3 | Morre | 252 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Mr.Anderson | 199 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | ✪ Nasty | 159 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TaktikTitan | +3.25 | 75 | 61 |
| #2 | kju | +2.18 | 79 | 78 |
| #3 | ✪ Boepf | +1.60 | 84 | 74 |
| #4 | dehy | +1.14 | 83 | 57 |
| #5 | Felix_- | +1.14 | 76 | 61 |





