








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 697 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 140 matches | ||
| Premier | 92 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 46 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5210 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,154 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4326 | 25% |
| Smokes | 4124 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 4721 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3983 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,757,403 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 221 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Nasty | 70% | 56 |
| #2 | dehy | 66% | 83 |
| #3 | kju | 65% | 141 |
| #4 | freqz | 59% | 130 |
| #5 | Morre | 58% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kju | 25 | 0.0090 |
| #2 | freqz | 17 | 0.0066 |
| #3 | Felix_- | 10 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Morre | 9 | 0.0051 |
| #5 | ✪ Nasty | 7 | 0.0066 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kju | 689 | 0.25 | 18 min |
| #2 | freqz | 515 | 0.20 | 12 min |
| #3 | Felix_- | 294 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #4 | Morre | 203 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #5 | dehy | 145 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kju | +2.90 | 78 | 73 |
| #2 | dehy | +2.67 | 87 | 53 |
| #3 | freqz | +2.02 | 74 | 66 |
| #4 | ✪ Nasty | +1.40 | 80 | 54 |
| #5 | Felix_- | +1.10 | 72 | 60 |





