








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 81 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2073 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,210 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1095 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2014 | 39% |
| HE Grenades | 926 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1175 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,196,759 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kalevski | 65% | 26 |
| #2 | ✪Silver✪ | 61% | 38 |
| #3 | JOni | 47% | 273 |
| #4 | OvelaKettu | 43% | 169 |
| #5 | K_ass_u | 37% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JOni | 514 | 0.09 | 12 min |
| #2 | OvelaKettu | 135 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| #3 | ✪Silver✪ | 129 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | Dxteri | 83 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | HEFNER | 60 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kalevski | +4.36 | 86 | 63 |
| #2 | ✪Silver✪ | +3.77 | 77 | 65 |
| #3 | JOni | +2.86 | 72 | 55 |
| #4 | HEFNER | +2.58 | 76 | 67 |
| #5 | K_ass_u | +0.63 | 44 | 40 |





