








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 469 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 462 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 54 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3805 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,423 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2728 | 13% |
| Smokes | 5812 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 6698 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 5185 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,111,815 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 280 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hiirqi | 55% | 66 |
| #2 | Sh4doW | 47% | 116 |
| #3 | MaXZoiDZ | 47% | 77 |
| #4 | Intozzz | 47% | 236 |
| #5 | Ac Wolf | 44% | 96 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magel | 1593 | 0.31 | 44 min |
| #2 | me♡ukatti | 669 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #3 | Intozzz | 473 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #4 | K_ass_u | 457 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #5 | Harteezy | 430 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hiirqi | +4.77 | 59 | 67 |
| #2 | Intozzz | +4.06 | 66 | 69 |
| #3 | Sh4doW | +3.13 | 67 | 68 |
| #4 | Harteezy | +2.07 | 62 | 57 |
| #5 | Ac Wolf | +1.25 | 50 | 64 |





