








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1419 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 474 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 90 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9014 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,201 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8100 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6830 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4491 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 6780 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,148,916 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JOni | 54% | 140 |
| #2 | ✪Silver✪ | 53% | 437 |
| #3 | Szef | 53% | 689 |
| #4 | HEFNER | 52% | 135 |
| #5 | {Pulla} | 51% | 103 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | HEFNER | 52% | 135 |
| #5 | {Pulla} | 51% | 103 |
| #6 | Wenska | 49% | 166 |
| #7 | toMi | 49% | 45 |
| #8 | OvelaKettu | 49% | 156 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Szef | 11 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | ✪Silver✪ | 11 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Wenska | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | HEFNER | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | OvelaKettu | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Szef | 1352 | 0.09 | 43 min |
| #2 | ✪Silver✪ | 1257 | 0.14 | 31 min |
| #3 | HEFNER | 365 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #4 | Wenska | 284 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #5 | JOni | 207 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kalevski | +1.94 | 80 | 63 |
| #2 | Szef | +1.43 | 76 | 63 |
| #3 | toMi | +0.83 | 71 | 67 |
| #4 | HEFNER | +0.24 | 69 | 66 |
| #5 | JOni | +0.08 | 67 | 47 |





