








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 257 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 223 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Faceit | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2471 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,681 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3574 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2030 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 3192 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2885 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,363,410 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaXZoiDZ | 64% | 25 |
| #2 | Sh4doW | 43% | 53 |
| #3 | Hiirqi | 43% | 28 |
| #4 | Tumples | 43% | 150 |
| #5 | Magel | 41% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Ac Wolf | 35% | 89 |
| #13 | Intozzz | 34% | 77 |
| #14 | miksuu94 | 33% | 33 |
| #15 | Tumppi | 32% | 37 |
| #16 | Tuippis | 22% | 32 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magel | 415 | 0.34 | 11 min |
| #2 | K_ass_u | 318 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #3 | Ac Wolf | 256 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | me♡ukatti | 239 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | Intozzz | 164 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sh4doW | +3.51 | 68 | 68 |
| #2 | Intozzz | +3.45 | 73 | 67 |
| #3 | Hiirqi | +3.20 | 62 | 70 |
| #4 | MaXZoiDZ | +2.63 | 58 | 49 |
| #5 | Harteezy | +2.40 | 54 | 57 |





