








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2184 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,623 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1933 | 29% |
| Smokes | 761 | 11% |
| HE Grenades | 1880 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2049 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $519,679 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Duck. | 68% | 19 |
| #2 | M1land | 51% | 41 |
| #3 | Thåmas 2k | 46% | 26 |
| #4 | ✪ S1mp | 46% | 39 |
| #5 | O shiri | 46% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Thåmas 2k | 46% | 26 |
| #4 | ✪ S1mp | 46% | 39 |
| #5 | O shiri | 46% | 37 |
| #6 | Sh3lter 2021 | 45% | 92 |
| #7 | VorHerre | 36% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Duck. | 6 | 0.0228 |
| #2 | Sh3lter 2021 | 5 | 0.0029 |
| #3 | VorHerre | 3 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | M1land | 2 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | ✪ S1mp | 2 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sh3lter 2021 | 155 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | ✪ S1mp | 145 | 0.18 | 3 min |
| #3 | M1land | 105 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Mr. Duck. | 48 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #5 | Thåmas 2k | 43 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Duck. | +3.66 | 80 | 85 |
| #2 | Thåmas 2k | +2.88 | 86 | 56 |
| #3 | ✪ S1mp | +1.30 | 56 | 64 |
| #4 | Vaskebjørn | +0.89 | 72 | 60 |
| #5 | M1land | +0.83 | 63 | 62 |





