








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 302 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 24 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2865 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,924 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1666 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2662 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2428 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2168 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $755,648 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 202 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | O shiri | 47% | 133 |
| #6 | Vaskebjørn | 45% | 92 |
| #7 | M1land | 44% | 27 |
| #8 | Thåmas 2k | 43% | 23 |
| #9 | Flæsk | 32% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Vaskebjørn | 206 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #2 | O shiri | 188 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #3 | Mr. Duck. | 95 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #4 | ✪ S1mp | 89 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #5 | M1land | 52 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mr. Duck. | +5.90 | 87 | 79 |
| #2 | Vaskebjørn | +1.26 | 75 | 60 |
| #3 | Thåmas 2k | +1.24 | 83 | 60 |
| #4 | M1land | +1.23 | 62 | 60 |
| #5 | ✪ S1mp | +1.05 | 52 | 59 |





