








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 195 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 109 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2497 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,327 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1633 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1648 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2298 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1748 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $643,804 of utility $136 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doNmartinez | 71% | 14 |
| #2 | Bravex2TV | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | fera;D | 64% | 74 |
| #4 | Gringoos | 63% | 27 |
| #5 | fuNk ☀ | 59% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | troubleN IYC$CUF | 57% | 138 |
| #8 | n0LiFE | 56% | 18 |
| #9 | ayz | 54% | 125 |
| #10 | pat | 51% | 76 |
| #11 | hawoosin | 50% | 14 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ayz | 8 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | fera;D | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | troubleN IYC$CUF | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Leany | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | pat | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | troubleN IYC$CUF | 313 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #2 | Leany | 255 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #3 | fera;D | 250 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #4 | ayz | 244 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #5 | pat | 123 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doNmartinez | +2.21 | 70 | 85 |
| #2 | Leany | +1.45 | 71 | 76 |
| #3 | Gringoos | +1.37 | 78 | 75 |
| #4 | fera;D | +1.34 | 77 | 68 |
| #5 | meine is ne richtig geile! | +0.84 | 80 | 58 |





