








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 921 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 551 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 94 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 18 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 160 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




32 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10178 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,980 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9709 | 25% |
| Smokes | 12407 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 9202 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 7662 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,593,047 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 665 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | meine is ne richtig geile! | 57% | 138 |
| #2 | fera;D | 55% | 166 |
| #3 | Gringoos | 54% | 119 |
| #4 | Leany | 53% | 217 |
| #5 | Bravex2TV | 50% | 78 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | ayz | 45% | 451 |
| #10 | caro | 45% | 69 |
| #11 | molle.cs | 45% | 94 |
| #12 | doNmartinez | 43% | 134 |
| #13 | Splash | 42% | 90 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ayz | 14 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | fera;D | 9 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Leany | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | doNmartinez | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Gringoos | 4 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ayz | 1071 | 0.12 | 26 min |
| #2 | doNmartinez | 846 | 0.32 | 25 min |
| #3 | Gringoos | 480 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #4 | fera;D | 464 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #5 | Leany | 449 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leany | +1.63 | 73 | 76 |
| #2 | doNmartinez | +1.12 | 64 | 86 |
| #3 | meine is ne richtig geile! | +1.09 | 79 | 55 |
| #4 | fera;D | +1.07 | 78 | 70 |
| #5 | Gringoos | +0.95 | 62 | 76 |





