








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 277 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 208 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3493 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,538 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3592 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3933 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3062 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1951 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,047,828 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 53 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GarF the Flash | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | fera;D | 59% | 117 |
| #3 | Gringoos | 59% | 29 |
| #4 | fuNk ☀ | 57% | 40 |
| #5 | meine is ne richtig geile! | 57% | 115 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | pat | 51% | 138 |
| #9 | caro | 50% | 26 |
| #10 | molle.cs | 49% | 61 |
| #11 | Ph-nX | 45% | 20 |
| #12 | Bravex2TV | 45% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | troubleN IYC$CUF | 5 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | fera;D | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | meine is ne richtig geile! | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | pat | 2 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | ayz | 2 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | troubleN IYC$CUF | 458 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #2 | fera;D | 371 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #3 | ayz | 276 | 0.10 | 7 min |
| #4 | pat | 224 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #5 | meine is ne richtig geile! | 173 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Leany | +2.27 | 75 | 75 |
| #2 | fera;D | +1.59 | 76 | 69 |
| #3 | Gringoos | +1.26 | 59 | 75 |
| #4 | meine is ne richtig geile! | +0.56 | 78 | 57 |
| #5 | pat | -0.00 | 82 | 59 |





