








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1072 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 485 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6433 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,658 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6267 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6866 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6867 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3658 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,938,137 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 932 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | De_Duck II | +1.48 | 59 | 60 |
| #2 | Maggs | +1.04 | 66 | 58 |
| #3 | Penis Per Square Inch :D | +0.70 | 56 | 45 |
| #4 | ChronDog | -0.93 | 30 | 57 |
| #5 | Jclutch | -2.08 | 44 | 51 |





