








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 949 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 203 matches | ||
| Premier | 138 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 154 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4051 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,494 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6536 | 40% |
| Smokes | 3601 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 2049 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 4308 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,902,633 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2062 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | barrett | 59% | 128 |
| #2 | gunner12gamer12 | 51% | 37 |
| #3 | BIGoz | 49% | 35 |
| #4 | ChronDog | 48% | 60 |
| #5 | De_Duck II | 47% | 59 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | BIGoz | 49% | 35 |
| #4 | ChronDog | 48% | 60 |
| #5 | De_Duck II | 47% | 59 |
| #6 | Killua | 38% | 73 |
| #7 | Parcs | 38% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killua | 17 | 0.0116 |
| #2 | barrett | 16 | 0.0064 |
| #3 | gunner12gamer12 | 10 | 0.0130 |
| #4 | Parcs | 6 | 0.0062 |
| #5 | BIGoz | 6 | 0.0085 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | barrett | 263 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #2 | De_Duck II | 207 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #3 | gunner12gamer12 | 165 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #4 | Parcs | 163 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | Killua | 157 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Killua | +6.89 | 78 | 40 |
| #2 | BIGoz | +5.01 | 87 | 46 |
| #3 | barrett | +4.51 | 72 | 50 |
| #4 | gunner12gamer12 | +2.51 | 43 | 58 |
| #5 | De_Duck II | +2.40 | 69 | 64 |





